Top 5 Funniest Things Men Do During Testicular Ultrasound Positioning
Top 5 Funniest Things Men Do During Testicular Ultrasound Positioning
The Origami Towel ✂️
Instead of laying it flat, they fold it into elaborate shapes—cranes, paper fans, you name it. Functionality? Zero. Creativity? 10/10.
The Death Grip 🖐️
Holding the towel in place with both hands like it’s going to make a break for the door. Spoiler: it won’t.
The Wrong-Way Shuffle ↔️
Despite clear instructions, they lie diagonally, sideways, or halfway off the bed—basically anywhere but where you need them.
The Circus Balancer 🎪
Balancing everything precariously on a single corner of the towel. One wrong move and… let’s just say gravity always wins.
The Overachiever 🏆
They ask, “Am I doing this right?” every 10 seconds while making it ten times more complicated than it has to be. (Bless their hearts.)
When it comes to testicular ultrasound, positioning is half the battle—and honestly, half the comedy. From patients folding towels into origami masterpieces to clutching them like prized possessions, every setup comes with its own unique brand of awkward. Add in diagonal bed acrobatics, circus-worthy balancing acts, and constant “Am I doing this right?” check-ins, and you’ve got a behind-the-scenes routine that’s as entertaining as it is unpredictable. One thing’s for sure: no two positioning attempts are ever the same.
-Lara Williams, BS, ACS, RCCS, RDCS, RVT, RDMS, FASE
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